Kimbo Slice versus ...David Blaine?!?! Really?

If it weren't already passed, we'd swear this is was some kind of April Fool's prank. But then we'd be mistaken. Sure enough, the next two minutes shows David Blaine taking some serious punishment from MMA monster, Kimbo Slice. Anyone wanna take bets on how badly this ends?

Ok, so it doesn't end as bad as it would have if David Blaine were actually from this planet and not Krypton. The guy doesn't even take a knee, and then he has the stones to ask for another! I tried this with my girlfriend and it ended in tears. In all fairness, I naturally bruise like an apple. A really soft apple.