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Jimmy Kimmel once again reacted to Oscar night in the only way he knows: with a reliably redicously star-studded parody video. After the staff at KarateMart.com watched Movie: The Movie, we realized something was missing. Can you guess what it is?


Kimmelís new parody seems to have everything you would expect to see in a summer blockbuster. This year, the all-star cast includes the likes of Charlize Theron, Kate Beckinsale, George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Taylor Lautner, Chewbacca, and Daniel Day lewis who turns from Tyler Perry to George Washington. Even Matt Damon makes an appearance until he is bumped from the cast.

If you think that is confusing, try wrapping your mind around the plot. Movie: The Movie follows a man who meets a woman who meets a werewolf that comes upon an ancient scroll owned by Antonio Banderas, who goes on to marry a secret agent (Edward Norton) to former United States President George W. Bush, played once again by Josh Brolin ó and that absurd run-on sentence only covers about 30 seconds of a nine-minute trailer.

Even though Kimmel topped himself yet again with a star-studded movie featuring romance, explosions, and comedy, Kimmel left out one important piece for any blockbuster: a martial artist. Unless you count Jessica Alba as a martial artist because she practicing tae-bo, there is not kick-butt martial artist in the cast. Where is Norris? Statham? Or Seagal? KarateMar.com is feeling a little let down, but maybe next year Kimmel will expand his horizons.

What martial artist would you like to see in Movie: The Movie? Be sure to check out our product review sections, like us on Facebook, give us a +1 on Google+, and so on. You know the drill.

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