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Hard Plastic Tire Thumper

Price: $23.95
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Hard Plastic Tire Thumper

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It's another day on the open road. As you drive down the open highway in Big Bertha's cab, the sun peeks above the horizon. You've been driving all night with nothing but the sound of the tires on the pavement and bad talk radio in the background. You're not really even listening, it's just comforting to have another voice filling the hollow cab. Frank yawns and scratches his ear with his back paw before stretching and laying back down on the leather passenger seat.

You take the exit ramp for the rest area and pull into a mostly empty parking lot. You're exhausted, but you're obsessive about tire pressure. If you don't check it at every rest area the thought will gnaw at you until you grab your Hard Plastic Tire Thumper and visit every tire before getting some shuteye. You jump down onto the asphalt and set Frank free, letting him run excitedly to the grass to relieve himself and sniff everything. You begin your inspection, tapping each tire with the 21" ABS plastic thumper and listening for the distinct "thunk" sound that tells you the pressure isn't in the danger zone.

As you round the back of the trailer, you hear Frank growling low. You grip the contoured grooved 5.5" handle tight as you see a shadow moving across the pavement and toward the door of your cab. Your safety tool is now a solid ABS plastic nightstick for self-defense. With the nylon strap secure around your wrist, you advance toward the front of the truck and prepare to defend your livelihood. Your entire life is in Big Bertha. All your possessions are inside that cabin. Your heart pounds as you call out to the thief and the sound of rummaging ceases suddenly.

You take another step forward and a figure darts from the cab, sprinting as soon as her feet hit the cement. You take off behind her, billy club in hand. Frank sees this and joins in the chase, barking frantically. She looks over her shoulder and sees you, tire thumper raised above your head, closing the gap quickly, Frank closing it even quicker. Her eyes widen and she drops what she had taken, realizing a man with a baton and a snarling dog were more trouble than she was willing to contend with. Billy clubs and wild animals weren't what she'd signed up for.

You pick up the economy sized coffee can now laying on its side in a puddle glistening with engine oil. You're relieved to see that everything that matters is still accounted for. The money that's missing is replaceable, but you and Frank are not. You make your way back to Bertha and check the remaining tires. You have a newfound appreciation for the little things as you lock up the cabin, put your solid plastic tire thumper back on its hook, and curl up with Frank in your bunk. Your quirky habit of obsessively checking your tires just may have saved your life.

Hard Plastic Tire Thumper Highlights
  • Solid ABS Plastic Construction
  • Matte Black Finish
  • Total Length: Approximately 21"
  • Handle Length: Approximately 5.5"
  • Diameter 1.5" at Widest Point
  • Weight: Approximately 1 lb 0.6 oz
  • Contoured Grooved Handle for Sure Grip
  • Nylon Wrist Strap




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