Heavy Zombie Killer Axe
Price:
$13.00
Heavy Zombie Killer Axe
Price: $13.00
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Dear Zombies,
How about a truce? We'll stop stocking up on awesome weapons like this Heavy Zombie Killer Axe if you agree to stop tearing down our fences and slowly trampling our flower beds. We worked really hard on those.
Also, if you could stop gathering in such large hordes outside of our houses at night we promise to stop hurling these heavy duty, stainless steel axes at your general head area (Yes, we know that's a particular weakness of yours...that and stairs).
These throwing axes are really sharp and at 14" long, they are the perfect length for getting a really good wind-up going. Also, if you could keep the creepy groaning to a minimum, that would be great. Those of us alive feel that there is no reason why we shouldn't be able to get along the with the living-impaired. Thanks again!
Have a great day,
The Living
Product Highlights:
Dimensions: Axe Head Width: 8.5" (approx.), Axe Length: 14" (approx.)
Weight: 1.3 lbs. (approx.)
How about a truce? We'll stop stocking up on awesome weapons like this Heavy Zombie Killer Axe if you agree to stop tearing down our fences and slowly trampling our flower beds. We worked really hard on those.
Also, if you could stop gathering in such large hordes outside of our houses at night we promise to stop hurling these heavy duty, stainless steel axes at your general head area (Yes, we know that's a particular weakness of yours...that and stairs).
These throwing axes are really sharp and at 14" long, they are the perfect length for getting a really good wind-up going. Also, if you could keep the creepy groaning to a minimum, that would be great. Those of us alive feel that there is no reason why we shouldn't be able to get along the with the living-impaired. Thanks again!
Have a great day,
The Living
Product Highlights:
- Heavyweight Stainless Steel - Easily buried in any target!
- Green Nylon Cord-Wrapped Handle - A sure grip with every throw!
- Heavy-duty Nylon Sheath with Belt Loop - Keep yourself, and your axe, protected!
Dimensions: Axe Head Width: 8.5" (approx.), Axe Length: 14" (approx.)
Weight: 1.3 lbs. (approx.)
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