Ok, ok, so it's not technically a panda, but still, someone's been watching too many Dreamworks productions. So what happens when you combine a bored Siberian bear, a Handy Cam, and a makeshift martial arts Bo Staff? 500k+ hits on YouTube, that's what.
We can't imagine the total number of hours it would take us to create something this amazing, but boy are we glad someone tried it. Kyle Roberts, clip director and serious Turtle fan, apparently created this stop-motion masterpiece using 4,000 separate images of Ninja Turtle action figures posed amidst hand-drawn settings that mirror the entirety of the show's intro.
Of course, the real question is: What are you doing still reading? Watch! Watch the video and try not to drown on the nostalgia.