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Expendables 2 Movie Game Has Leaked Images... (Not Really)


Here's the story as we see it:

A lone, bleary-eyed intern sat at his desk, sifting through stack upon unending stack of busy work. Redundant office memos, nonsensical correspondence, and rows upon columns of mind-numbing spreadsheets. Long gone were any hopes of fortune and glory reaped through aiding the development team behind the Expendables 2 game. Those sweet fantasies had died a cold, whimpering death. Suffocated by a flood of fluorescent office-lighting and choked by reams of copy paper. Until today.

How the game manual made it's way to the young interns desk was never made entirely clear. Perhaps a sinister move of petty cruelty. Perhaps a mistyped address label. Perhaps fate... Whatever the agent, as the young intern flipped casually through the pages what was surely the only copy of The Expendables game manual in existence, the golden-hued dreams of fortune and glory returned, washing over him in a single instant. A tingling baptism of hope realized. But who would believe such a turn of fortune?

In a single deft move, the intern's phone was in hand, ready to shoot. Soft, electronic shutter-clicks filled the cavernous space, echoing in the darkness like the unanswered mating calls of some exotic cave-dwelling insect. Snikk. Snikk.

I must send these to the guys at KarateMart! They have the necessary means to make these images known. To make my awesomeness known!

A flurry of swipes across a smartphone touchscreen was all that it took to send the images to their intended destination. With painful care, the intern wiped the manual of all signs of his presence and placed it back in the exact position in which he had discovered it. He then took an early lunch.

Of course, what you have just read is both slightly embellished and an outright lie. In fact, not a word of what you just read is true. But still, we hope you enjoy the following 'fake' Expendables 2 manual pages as much as we do.
Mike Tyson's Next Appearance Will Be... A Wrestling Video Game?


Come loyal KarateMart.com Blog readers. Join me as I take a short jaunt through time. When shall be our first stop? Shall we seek answers to our ages most intriguing questions. Mmmm, no. Perhaps we shall seek enlightenment via a moment of cultural, even historical significance? Getting warmer.

As you may have already guessed, our journey shall land us in the year nineteen-hundred and ninety-eight, during what could be described as the Golden Age of World Wrestling Entertainment.

Continue reading to learn why Mike Tyson will have a guest role in the next WWE video game.

(via Kotaku)
New Michael Bay Helmed Ninja Turtles Movie Reboot Delayed


Paramount Pictures, the studio in charge of the recently announced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie re-imagining have officially pushed the release date of the film back to May 16, 2004. It would appear that pre-production has run on a little longer than estimated (perhaps trying to refine the whole mutant/alien origins fiasco?)

While Turtles fans around the world may be lower than a sewer-dwelling amphibian by now, this Turtle Power infused writer would like to take a quick second to look at the bright side. For one, any extra time devoted to fleshing out the details of a story in before filming should (hopefully) result in a much better final product.

I'm as excited as the next fan to see what the movie will have in store for my green childhood friends, but I'm willing to forgo a few extra months if it means a cohesive story (read: NOT Transformers 2).

(via Variety)
The Expendables 2 Video Game Discovered, Desire To Play As Chuck Norris Rising


Caught up on the latest Expendables 2 trailer? Check. Secured yourself an official Expendables nickname? Check. Pre-ordered The Expendables for Xbox? Che-wait, what?!

If you've never been one to be swayed by the tarnished reputation licensed video games have had for more than twenty years, then you may very well jump for joy at the newest game news. Apparently a recent list from the Australian Classification Board (think ESRB down-under) listed a rating for The Expendables 2 video game.

This would seem strange being that not a single peep of this this has been mentioned before, but there it is. Will this be the final piece of the movie's marketing plan, or is this a forgotten remnant of a long-since scrapped title that will never see the light of day?

Looks like we'll have to wait until we get a little closer to the official movie release on August 17th this year.

(Via Joystiq)
Chuck Norris: The Movie Spoof Trailer Probably Won't Surpise You, But It Will Make You Laugh


We at KarateMart.com have never attempted to hide our love for the great bearded one whose single glare can slay a dragon. This is why we present you with the following (mock) trailer which we stumbled upon during our daily internet journeys.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll try to IMDB the movie where Chuck Norris holds a gun to a dwarf's head.

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